Alright, very well then, it's time to shine that ever burning spotlight on me and let everything out into the open...Here we go!

Im your typical unwanted-pregnancy, witty, intelligent, painfully shy under-achiever who too often turns to material or chemical needs to mask his moments of pure lonliness and self-doubt. I fight all of my battles with humor and charm, and cant help but look back on my life and realize "Holy shit...my entire childhood is over...huh...."
Despite these attacks of ennui, I can also be very sociable and I love to chat and to just learn about other people. People who might stroll down a different path of life then most choose to take themselves, and I figure this is as good as place as any to catch a few of them as they go strolling by me...So don't be shy or apprehensive! NOTHING can possibly offend or shock me, believe me lol !